sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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