Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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