hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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