Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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