I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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