Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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