I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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