remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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