3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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