we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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