It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
