Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Randomize
