fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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