What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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