problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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