apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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