he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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