oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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