Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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