try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I have already put on my inside pants.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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