I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
