i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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