look no pants
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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