***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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