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(212): View more from New York

dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?

(1-212): View more from New York

idk but i think it had a face

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(248): View more from Michigan

apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

you would pick up someone in the library

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(913): View more from Kansas

high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg

(920): View more from Wisconsin

Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha

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(601): View more from Mississippi

How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?

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(719): View more from Colorado

What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"

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(519): View more from Ontario

Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?

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