when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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