What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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