I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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