I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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