had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
