It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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