We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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