Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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