I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
4 words: hood of his car
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
