Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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