It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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