i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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