The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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