dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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