So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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