Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
