That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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