i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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