I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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