is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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