her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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