For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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