The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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