Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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