that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
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