i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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