But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
