real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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