yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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