i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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