Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I showed him my bush... on skype.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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