You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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