i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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