I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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