do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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